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Takeaway style garlic and herb dip recipe


I would class this as a major comfort food but I do love garlic.

Shockingly easy to make, garlic and herb dip goes well with nearly anything, especially any form of potato or a kebab.

Let’s get to it!

Ingredients

  • Mayonnaise (homemade or shop bought)
  • Garlic paste
  • Mixed dried herbs
  • Salt and pepper (optional, I wouldn’t say it needs it)

Equipment

  • Mixing bowl
  • Whisk or wooden spoon
  • Desert spoon

Putting it together (2 minutes)

  1. Put the desired amount of mayonnaise in the mixing bowl.
  2. Put the desired amount of garlic paste in the mixing bowl, I usually go quite heavy on it.
  3. Add dried herbs, it’s easy to overdo as the herb taste can completely overpower everything so it’s best to just add a little at a time.
  4. Mix!
  5. Add salt and pepper if you think it needs it.
  6. Eat a gallon of the stuff.

Where does garlic go for a drink?

The salad bar.

Nope, I don’t get it either, but apparently it’s a garlic joke that I found online.

But there you have it! 4 (or 5(or 6)) simple steps to garlic and herb dip.

Just don’t overdo the herbs, if you want to make your own I’ll be posting a mayonnaise recipe next so keep an eye out.

Chicken tikka masala recipe


The dish of a thousand recipes and probably most well know as being an ‘English’ curry.

Over the years I’ve seen and cooked so many variations of this. This is the recipe that I’m currently using.

I’ll do a post soon on how to butcher a whole chicken (saves a lot of cash!) but you can use any kind of chicken meat you like, alternatively the sauce (which is made separately) can just be a base for a vegetable curry.

Ingredients (serves 4-6)

For the sauce

  • 2 large onions, or 3-4 medium
  • 2 red peppers
  • 2 tins of chopped tomatoes
  • 2-4 tbsp garlic paste
  • 2-4 tbsp ginger paste
  • 2 tbsp tomato paste
  • 2-3 tbsp cumin seeds
  • 5-10g dried curry leaves
  • 1 tbsp paprika (not smoked)
  • 2-3 tbsp garam masala
  • 2-5tbsp double cream
  • Salt and pepper
  • Chilli powder (optional)

For the chicken

  • 1 whole chicken, cut into parts and thickly diced, or 500-900g of thickly diced chicken meat
  • 250-300g natural yoghurt
  • 1 tbsp garlic paste
  • 1 tbsp ginger paste
  • 2-4 tbsp mint sauce (shop bought or homemade)

Equipment

  • Mixing bowl
  • Knife
  • Chopping board
  • Immersion blender/ food processor
  • Roasting tray or oven dish
  • Saucepan
  • Wooden spoon
  • Cling film
  • Tin foil
  • Slotted spoon

Prep and cooking (optional 1.5-2+ hours)

  1. First to marinade the chicken, put the largely diced meat into a mixing bowl with the yoghurt, garlic, ginger, salt, pepper and mint sauce. Mix well, cover and put in the fridge (preferably overnight).
  2. Finely dice the onion. Heat some oil on a medium heat in a pan, when warm add the onion, cumin seeds and curry leaves. Cook for 3-5 minutes stirring occasionally until the onion is soft.
  3. Slice the red pepper, doesn’t have to be neat but not too thick, add to the pan and cook for another 3-5 minutes.
  4. Add the garlic and ginger paste and cook for another 2-4 minutes.
  5. Mix the dry spices with a little water to make a paste, then mix with the tomato paste, add to the pan and cook for another 3-5 minutes.
  6. Add the tinned tomatoes, reduce the heat and simmer for 15-20 minutes.
  7. Remove from the heat to cool. Heat the oven to 180°c (fan) and put the chicken in a roasting tray or oven dish and cover with tin foil, cook for 30-40 minutes until the chicken is cooked.
  8. Remove the chicken from the oven. Now blend the sauce with your immersion blender/food processor until smooth and return to a low heat.
  9. Remove the chicken from the baking dish with a slotted spoon into the sauce. Pour any remaining liquid in the baking tray into the sauce, cover with a lid and cook for 20+ minutes.
  10. Tikka break and have some curry.

Chicken tikka, tell me what’s wrong..

Another chicken tikka recipe to add the the masses.

It seems there’s a ton of claims as to where it originated, mainly either India, or the UK but it seems pretty conclusive whoever came up with it was of Indian decent.

The masala refers to the sauce, chicken tikka refers to the marinating and roasting of the chicken.

Supposedly here in England it’s one of our nations favourite dishes!

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Chinese curry sauce recipe


Can ya smeeellll, what the wok, is cookin’

Always a distinctive flavour, but I always hate how they put peas in it.

It’s Chinese curry sauce, of course!

This recipe is a request from @mattcudmore on the Facebook page, hope it works for you!

The main flavour of this sauce actually comes from pre mixed curry powder, and in the traditional Asian fashion the sauce is thickened with corn flour rather than butter and flour like a roux.

This recipe is for the sauce only, to turn it into a veg/chicken/beef etc curry just cook the desired meat/veg in a pan then add the sauce and cook through.

Ingredients (serves 2-4)

  • 1 medium onion
  • Garlic paste and ginger paste (about 2-3 tsp of each)
  • 3-4 tbsp of curry powder; I find mild curry powder from Asda works well, failing that most madras curry powders have the right kind of flavour
  • 1 tsp ground turmeric (optional, for colour)
  • Chilli powder (optional, if you want some heat)
  • 1 tsp Chinese 5 spice
  • Cornflour
  • 1-2 tsp light soy sauce
  • 400-500ml chicken stock (stock cubes and water if you don’t have any actual stock)
  • Salt and pepper
  • Sugar (1-2 tsp)
  • Cooking oil

Equipment

  • Chopping board
  • Knife
  • Wok or saucepan
  • Measuring jug
  • Immersion blender (hand blender) or food processor

Prep and cooking (20-25 minutes)

  1. Heat some oil in a pan on a medium-low heat and finely dice the onion.
  2. When the pan has warmed up add the onion and cook for about 5 minutes until soft, stirring occasionally.
  3. Add the garlic paste and ginger paste and cook out for a minute or two while stirring.
  4. Mix the dry spices and sugar with a little bit of water to make a paste and add the the pan, cook out the spices for another minute or two while stirring.
  5. Add the soy sauce and stock and whack the heat up full, when it comes to a boil reduce the heat to low and leave it to simmer for 10-15 minutes stirring every so often to make sure nothing sticks (and burns) to the bottom of the pan.
  6. Get the immersion blender and whizz it all up until smooth, or is using a food processor blend and return to the pan.
  7. Mix some cornflour (about 50g?) with water or chicken stock if you have any left with your fingers to make sure there are no lumps.
  8. Heat the sauce the pan to a medium high heat, add a little of the cornflour slurry at a time until you reach the desired consistency.
  9. Add salt and pepper to taste
  10. Enjoy!

Wok this way…

Though curry isn’t typical of Chinese food it’s still apparently quite a popular dish in southern parts of China, where they add curry powder to some dishes.

As you’d expect, curry powder is a largely western thing making an appearance somewhere around the 18th century, the Asian version tends to have either cinnamon or star anise as additional ingredients (which is why we add a little 5 spice)

On to costing, this sauce rolls in at £1.58, which is about 40p per serving.

A 500g jar or premade sauce is 80p at Tesco so a bit cheaper, but it’s about 150g less than the recipe above and fresh is always more enjoyable.

As someone mentioned in a post the powdered Chinese curry sauce is a good alternative, I’ve used it before and it generally works alright but it’s a bit pricey, about £2.75 for 405g or 0.68p/100g which works out at £4.42 for the amount the above recipe would make you.

So you can see while it’s convenient, it comes at a cost of an extra £2.84, which is enough for a whole chicken.

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Takeaway style chicken chow mein recipe


This recipe is a request from @rachaelireland on the Recipes & Stuff Facebook page (hope it works for you!)

The recipe is an adaptation of one that my partner found online and cooked for me a few times, after getting the recipe from her i made a few slight adjustments to personal taste.

She got the recipe from a YouTube video which claimed it was an authentic takeaway chow mein recipe but i can’t say 100% if it’s how it’s actually done in a chinese takeaway or not, it looked legitimate enough though and either way it’s still delicious!

The trick is plenty of soy sauce, as it contains natural MSG which really opens up the flavour.

Soy sauce!

It only takes about 20 minutes to make so let’s get cooking some chow mein! I’ll get some pictures uploaded the next time i make some (or send your own!)

Ingredients (serves 2-4)

  • 2 blocks of dried noodles
  • 2 chicken breasts, sliced into small strips. You can use more or less if you want and it doesn’t have to be breast meat
  • Chicken stock/stock cube (optional)
  • 1 onion, sliced (i prefer to slice it like this for Asian dishes)
  • Beansprouts (as many or as little as you wish)
  • Light soy sauce
  • Dark soy sauce
  • Worcestershire sauce
  • Garlic paste

Equipment

  • A wok is nice, but a frying pan works fine
  • A small/medium saucepan
  • Knife
  • Chopping board
  • Wooden spoon
  • A pair of scissors
  • A sieve or pasta spoon
  • Ideally this comes out best cooked on a gas hob as it gives the pan a higher heat all around but electric works fine.

Prep and cooking (10-15 minutes)

  1. Start by cooking the chicken, fill the saucepan about 3/4 full with chicken stock or water & stock cube(s) and put it on to boil, as it boils add the chicken then turn the heat down to low. This is where you want the chicken strips to be nice and small so they cook quickly, it should only take about 5 minutes. When it’s ready remove it with a slotted spoon onto a plate and turn the heat but up full.
  2. Put the wok/pan on a high heat.
  3. When the stock is boiling add the noodles, when they come back upto the boil reduce the heat to medium.
  4. While the noodles are cooking wait until the pan/wok starts to smoke, then add a little oil (about 1tbsp), ground nut/peanut oil has a higher smoking point and a nice flavour, but any oil is fine.
  5. Add the onion and toss the pan (if you’ve got the hang of it) and/or stir with a wooden spoon constantly. After about a minute add the bean sprouts and cook for another minute or so still stirring, then add the garlic and cook for another minute (still stirring, it is a type of stir fry!)
  6. Add a dash of Worcestershire sauce (i use about 1 tbsp) and keep cooking and stirring for another minute or so.
  7. The noodles should now be ready, so either transfer them from the saucepan to the wok/pan with a pasta spoon, or drain them and add the the pan. If you are draining them keep 1/2 tbsp of the stock to add to the wok/pan as you add the noodles.
  8. Get your scissors and snip up the noodles in chunks in the pan, make sure to be careful if it’s a non stick pan so not to scratch it. We do this so when we mix the noodles they actually incorporate with the rest of the chow mein, rather than sitting in the middle with everything else around the edge.
  9. Add the chicken, light soy sauce (4-6 tbsp) and dark soy sauce (2-3 tbsp) and get stirring while it cooks away at full heat, when most of the liquid has gone (should be 2-3 minutes) serve and eat! (Don’t burn your mouth)

Quick and easy chicken chow mein recipe (and cheaper than a takeaway)

Hope you enjoy! If it looks dry just add more soy/stock, it shouldn’t need any salt due to the amount of soy sauce, but I still usually put a few flakes of sea salt over the top 🙄

Costing this dish it comes in at about 90p a serving, or £1.80 for a size similar to that you’d get from a takeaway.

According to the internet, chow mein is a Romanized version of the Taishanese word chāu-mèn and it’s enjoyed mainly in Nepal, America, India and sunny old England.

From what I can find Westernised chow mein is nothing like they would have it in China, it seems over there is more of a soft noodle broth, kind of like a wonton soup but with no wontons.

But who cares!

Yum.

Keep an eye out for more recipes, I’ll try and get some more takeaway style ones up soon.

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