Slicing carrots, whole, halves and quarters

Probably the most common way of cutting a carrot, slicing is a quick and easy way to prep a carrot.


Make sure your knife is nice and sharp as carrots are fairly dense. Lay the carrot flat on the chopping board and hold the large end with your hand and put the tip of the knife on the board and slice along the carrot.

For halves, simply cut it in half, for quarters cut a half in half.

Wholes, halves and quarters

You can also cut them at a 45° angle for a slightly fancier effect.

Prep guide: How to prep carrots

The Welsh for carrot is a moron, which is funny, but I like to eat them.


Vivid orange and natural sweetness are the first things that come to mind, but knowing how to prepare one (or 1000) is always a good thing to learn!

In this guide I’ll cover;

You can grate them too, like in coleslaw, but that’s pretty self explanatory (I hope?)

Let’s get to it!

How to peel a carrot

Before getting a knife involved (unless you peel it with a knife) you need to get the skin off.

When I’m making soups or stocks I leave the skin on, and sometimes when roasting, but otherwise I’d generally advise to peel before prepping.

The Best bit of equipment for this is the trusty speed peeler, but any veg peeler (should) work. You can use a knife, but you’ll probably lose a lot more carrot unless you scrape the skins off rather than slicing them off.

You spin me root (vegetable) round baby, right round

Anyway! First thing to do is hold a carrot and get the hang of spinning it round 360° in your hand, like this;

1.spinny roundy carrot

You don’t have to practise this, but it’s easier if you get the hang of it first, rather than dropping the carrot all the time while you try to peel it.

Time to peel

Now get your peeler and peel from top to bottom, turning the carrot about 20-30° as the peeler reaches the bottom, return to the top and repeat around the whole carrot. Be sure to hold it firm enough as you peel, or you’ll drop it.

2.peel and turn, peel and turn..

Top and tail

Now to top and tail, which simply means cutting the ends off (the top and the tail) now we have a carrot ready to prep 🥕

3.top & tail

Takeaway style chicken chow mein recipe


This recipe is a request from @rachaelireland on the Recipes & Stuff Facebook page (hope it works for you!)

The recipe is an adaptation of one that my partner found online and cooked for me a few times, after getting the recipe from her i made a few slight adjustments to personal taste.

She got the recipe from a YouTube video which claimed it was an authentic takeaway chow mein recipe but i can’t say 100% if it’s how it’s actually done in a chinese takeaway or not, it looked legitimate enough though and either way it’s still delicious!

The trick is plenty of soy sauce, as it contains natural MSG which really opens up the flavour.

Soy sauce!

It only takes about 20 minutes to make so let’s get cooking some chow mein! I’ll get some pictures uploaded the next time i make some (or send your own!)

Ingredients (serves 2-4)

  • 2 blocks of dried noodles
  • 2 chicken breasts, sliced into small strips. You can use more or less if you want and it doesn’t have to be breast meat
  • Chicken stock/stock cube (optional)
  • 1 onion, sliced (i prefer to slice it like this for Asian dishes)
  • Beansprouts (as many or as little as you wish)
  • Light soy sauce
  • Dark soy sauce
  • Worcestershire sauce
  • Garlic paste

Equipment

  • A wok is nice, but a frying pan works fine
  • A small/medium saucepan
  • Knife
  • Chopping board
  • Wooden spoon
  • A pair of scissors
  • A sieve or pasta spoon
  • Ideally this comes out best cooked on a gas hob as it gives the pan a higher heat all around but electric works fine.

Prep and cooking (10-15 minutes)

  1. Start by cooking the chicken, fill the saucepan about 3/4 full with chicken stock or water & stock cube(s) and put it on to boil, as it boils add the chicken then turn the heat down to low. This is where you want the chicken strips to be nice and small so they cook quickly, it should only take about 5 minutes. When it’s ready remove it with a slotted spoon onto a plate and turn the heat but up full.
  2. Put the wok/pan on a high heat.
  3. When the stock is boiling add the noodles, when they come back upto the boil reduce the heat to medium.
  4. While the noodles are cooking wait until the pan/wok starts to smoke, then add a little oil (about 1tbsp), ground nut/peanut oil has a higher smoking point and a nice flavour, but any oil is fine.
  5. Add the onion and toss the pan (if you’ve got the hang of it) and/or stir with a wooden spoon constantly. After about a minute add the bean sprouts and cook for another minute or so still stirring, then add the garlic and cook for another minute (still stirring, it is a type of stir fry!)
  6. Add a dash of Worcestershire sauce (i use about 1 tbsp) and keep cooking and stirring for another minute or so.
  7. The noodles should now be ready, so either transfer them from the saucepan to the wok/pan with a pasta spoon, or drain them and add the the pan. If you are draining them keep 1/2 tbsp of the stock to add to the wok/pan as you add the noodles.
  8. Get your scissors and snip up the noodles in chunks in the pan, make sure to be careful if it’s a non stick pan so not to scratch it. We do this so when we mix the noodles they actually incorporate with the rest of the chow mein, rather than sitting in the middle with everything else around the edge.
  9. Add the chicken, light soy sauce (4-6 tbsp) and dark soy sauce (2-3 tbsp) and get stirring while it cooks away at full heat, when most of the liquid has gone (should be 2-3 minutes) serve and eat! (Don’t burn your mouth)

Quick and easy chicken chow mein recipe (and cheaper than a takeaway)

Hope you enjoy! If it looks dry just add more soy/stock, it shouldn’t need any salt due to the amount of soy sauce, but I still usually put a few flakes of sea salt over the top 🙄

Costing this dish it comes in at about 90p a serving, or £1.80 for a size similar to that you’d get from a takeaway.

According to the internet, chow mein is a Romanized version of the Taishanese word chāu-mèn and it’s enjoyed mainly in Nepal, America, India and sunny old England.

From what I can find Westernised chow mein is nothing like they would have it in China, it seems over there is more of a soft noodle broth, kind of like a wonton soup but with no wontons.

But who cares!

Yum.

Keep an eye out for more recipes, I’ll try and get some more takeaway style ones up soon.

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Dutty Fries (dirty fries) recipe


I’ve decided to do this post as a response to @jasonrichards on my Facebook page. He reminded me how much I love dirty fries 😂 (thankyou!)

This is the standard recipe I use though I’ve got a few variations I’ll post at later dates. I’ll also get some pictures/gifs up when I get round to making some.

It’s got a couple of different elements and they take about an hour to make, so let’s get to it!

Ingredients (makes as many as you can eat)

For the fries

  • Potatoes, as many as you think you can eat
  • Garlic
  • Cumin
  • Smoked paprika
  • Oil, to deep fry (1-2 litres)
  • Salt and pepper

For the onion béchamel

  • 50-100g butter
  • 50-100g plain flour
  • 300-500ml milk
  • 1 medium onion
  • 3-4 cloves
  • 2-3 bay leaves
  • 2 whole peppercorns
  • Salt and pepper
  • Double cream (optional)

For the dutty bit

  • Bacon, sliced or diced, or bacon lardons
  • Doritos (flavour of your preference) or tortilla crisps
  • Grated mozzarella/cheddar mix
  • Jalapeños
  • Greek yoghurt
  • Fresh mint / dried mint
  • White wine vinegar or apple cider vinegar (I prefer apple cider vinegar)
  • Salt and pepper

Equipment

  • Knife
  • Chopping board
  • 2/3 saucepans/cooking pots, or 1 to wash and reuse. 1 to boil potatoes, 1 to deep fry potatoes and 1 to make béchamel.
  • Measuring jug
  • Microwave, or hob
  • Roasting tray/Pyrex dish, a baking tray will work but ideally you want something with raised edges
  • Oven

Prep (20-30 minutes)

First we need to get the béchamel made (5-10 minutes)

  1. You’ll notice the ingredients are fairly rough here, that’s because (as with most cooking) a lot of it is down to personal preference. So the more butter you use the richer your sauce will be, and the more flour you use the thicker the sauce will be. However, if you want to use more flour you need to add more butter accordingly otherwise your béchamel might taste a bit off.
  2. If you’ve got a microwave use a measuring jug here, if you’ve only got a job then use a saucepan instead, put the milk in the jug/pan and slice the onion, add this to the milk with the cloves, peppercorns, bay leaves and a little salt. Microwave on medium to infuse the flavours into the milk, a couple of minutes, just be sure to keep an eye on it so the milk doesn’t boil over.
  3. Melt the butter in a pan, add flour and mix well, if you sieve it first it mixes in easier, you want to get a soft peanut butter consistency, it should just come together like a dough.
  4. Cook on a medium heat for a few minutes while stirring constantly to cook the flour out.
  5. If the milk has cooled down warm it up again, pour through a sieve into a measuring jug to remove the bits.
  6. Turn the heat up to high/full and start to add a little milk at a time (50-100ml) while stirring constantly, be sure to get round all edges at the bottom of the pan.
  7. Keep adding milk until you get a consistency you’re happy with, add more milk if you have to, but it should be nice and thick, a lot more than a normal sauce.
  8. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Next we need to get the fries on the go (15-20 minutes)

  1. If you want to peel the potatoes then peel them but it’s not essential (unless the potatoes are dirty, literally) and cut them into chips to the size of your liking. Put the chips in a pan.
  2. Again I haven’t put precise measurements for ingredients here because again, a lot of cooking is to personal preference but I’ll put what I use as a guideline.
  3. Add cumin (3-4 tbsp) and smoked paprika (1-2 tbsp) to the pan.
  4. Add crushed garlic gloves to the pan, skin still on (you can remove it if you want but it’s all flavour) I usually use a whole bulb of garlic.
  5. Add salt then fill the pan with water so it’s filled about 1cm above the chips.
  6. As you put the potatoes on to boil, fill a pan with the oil and put on a high heat. Put a lid on the potatoes and when they start to boil reduce the heat to medium-high and remove the lid.
  7. You want to try and get them when they’re nice and soft (near mash) but still strong enough to hold their shape, this depends a lot on the size you’ve cut them but 5 minutes is usually enough. They should at least be a paler colour and not look dense.
  8. Remove from the water with a slotted spoon/spider onto kitchen towel to dry. Remove any garlic skins, I like to leave the garlic cloves in but that’s up to you.

Cooking (30-40 minutes)

  1. Heat the oven to about 180°c (fan)
  2. Now we’ve got the dirty fries and béchamel, it’s time to make it dutty 😎 start by heating some oil in a pan and start to fry the bacon.
  3. Slice the jalapeños and add to the bacon, when all cooked cover the chips with the chillis and bacon.
  4. Next crush the Doritos/tortilla chips and sprinkle on top.
  5. Cover the whole thing with the béchamel and grated cheese and cook for 20-30 minutes.
  6. While it’s cooking chop the fresh mint and mix with the yoghurt, vinegar and salt/pepper.
  7. When the fries are ready, top with the yoghurt.
  8. Enjoy some filth on a plate.

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Learn how to make Harry Potters favourite desert; Treacle Tart (with a hint of fresh lemon and ginger)


Get your mince pies on this, treacle tart (that’s cockney for get your eyes on this, sweetheart).

A classic from way back in the 19th century; the treacle tart. Bought back to light through none other than Harry Potter, starring as his favourite treat at Hogwarts in the series of books.

Originating in England, this sweet treat was created by a lady called Mary Jewry, and contrary to common misconception despite being called a treacle tart it doesn’t actually contain any treacle at all, it’s golden syrup.

So enough chat, let’s get on with this treacle tart recipe!

Ingredients (makes 1 treacle tart)

  • 400-500g breadcrumbs
  • 800g golden syrup
  • 500g shortcrust pastry
  • 1 lemon (optional)
  • 2 tsp ginger powder (optional)
  • 1 egg yolk (optional)

Equipment

  • 1 tart dish/quiche dish
  • Mixing bowl
  • Rolling pin
  • Food processor
  • A microwave comes in handy but not essential, as is a pallet knife
  • Baking beans or rice
  • Baking paper

Prep (20-25 minutes)

1.Roll a disc of pastry
  1. This recipe requires blind baking the pastry first, so start by heating the oven to about 160°c (fan), then roll out the shortcrust pastry into a big disc, about 2 inches bigger than your tart/quiche dish.
  2. Grease the dish with either butter or oil and be sure to spread it around the whole dish. Using oil is more cost effective, but butter will give the pastry a (slightly) richer taste.
  3. Pick the pastry up with the rolling pin and place in the dish. Straighten around the edges on the inside of the dish with your fingertips to tidy it up, there should still be a fair bit of overhand coming over the edges.
3.Pick the pastry up with the rolling pin
  • Trim the overhanging edges with scissors, be sure to still leave a bit, as shortcrust shrinks when it cooks, but not so much that it touches the worktop .
  • Gently prick the base of the pastry with a fork, it doesn’t need to go all the way through the pastry just thin enough for steam to pass through.
  • Cover with baking paper then fill with the baking beans/rice and cook in the oven for 15-20 minutes, or until the overhang starts to colour.
Cover with baking paper,
then fill with rice(left)
or baking beans (right)
  • Remove the baking paper and rice/baking beans and you have your blind baked pastry case, ready to fill!(and eat)
  • If you want to ensure a crisp bottom, put a baking tray in the oven for 10 minutes, then put the dish on the baking tray.

Cooking (40-60 minutes)

  1. Now we have our case we can get a move on, put the golden syrup in a large mixing bowl and warm in the microwave until runny (if you have a microwave, you could make a Bain Marie with a saucepan if not or you could just wrestle with cold syrup)
  2. Juice the lemon into the syrup with the ginger powder and mix.
  3. Add the breadcrumbs and mix well until smooth.
  4. If using, add the egg yolk and mix well.
  5. Fill the pastry case with the bready syrupy goodness and smooth the top with a pallet knife. If you have any leftover pastry you could use it to decorate the top with a lattice or something but it’s only aesthetics.
  6. Bake in the oven for 30-40 minutes, check every ten minutes.
  7. Engulfed yourself in the sweet delight that is Harry Potters favourite desert.

Not this tarts first time on the big screen

So it appears it’s been in films before Harry Potter, the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang used it to lure the kids, treacle tart loves the spotlight, slag.

I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t want to waste this luring kids(!)(I would just like to make it clear I have no intention to lure kids, I already have 1 and another on the way)

This is definitely a desert for those of you (like myself) with a sweeter tooth.

This delightful slice of heaven is best served warm or hot, with some kind of cream or custard (I recommend clotted cream or ice cream).

Traditionally the recipe contains no egg so it’s completely optional, if you made a vegan pastry then this could quite easily be made into a vegan desert.

More modern recipes also include the addition of cream, or using almonds instead of breadcrumbs, but why mess with the classic treacle tart!

More recipes soon..

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Easy & delicious curry sauce recipe (and it’s vegan)


I was taught this recipe by a chef who worked under professional Indian chefs for some time.

From what he told me it’s a basic, traditional curry sauce. It’s also vegan, unless you choose to use butter.

It’s made with an onion base and is nice and easy, so let’s get to it!

Ingredients (serves 3-4)

  • 1 large onion or 2/3 medium
  • 1 tin chopped tomatoes
  • 1 tbsp garlic paste
  • 1 tbsp ginger paste
  • 1 tbsp tomato paste
  • 1 tbsp ground cumin
  • 1 tbsp ground coriander
  • 1/2 tbsp garam masala
  • 1 tsp chilli power
  • 1/2 tsp ground turmeric
  • 5g curry leaves
  • Salt and pepper

Equipment

  • Saucepan
  • Knife
  • Chopping board
  • Food processor or immersion blender

Prep (5 minutes)

  1. Dice the onion
  2. Mix all the drive spaces in a cup/jug and add a little water at a time a mix until you get a paste. Don’t worry if you add too much water and it’s a bit runny.

Cooking (25+ minutes)

  1. First heat some oil in the pan over a medium heat. Add the onion and curry leaves and cook for about 5 minutes stirring often, until the onions are soft.
  2. Add the garlic paste and ginger paste and cook for another 3-5 minutes.
  3. Add the tomato paste and cook for another 2-3 minutes, keep stirring.
  4. And the curry paste and cook for another five minutes.
  5. Add the tinned tomatoes and mix well, turn the heat down low and cook with a lid on for 10 minutes to an hour, the longer you cook it the more concentrated the sauce will become.
  6. Remove from the heat and blend the sauce in a food processor or with an immersion blender in the pot.
  7. If you’d like the sauce a bit thinner just add some water.
  8. Use as you would use any shop bought curry sauce, keep in the fridge for 3-5 days or freeze for later use. The longer it stays in the fridge the stronger flavour will develop.

A traditional curry sauce

This sauce can be use with any kind of meat, veg or fish or you could just use it as a sandwich filler.

Simply cook the desired meat/veg/fish in a pan then add the sauce and cook through.

The sauce itself is completely vegan unless you choose to use butter or cream to enrich the sauce.

When it comes to cost, this somewhat healthy curry sauce comes in at around 29p per portion!

Not bad for a freshly made sauce!

More recipes to come!

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Garlic & ginger paste recipe


Having either garlic paste or ginger paste speeds up any recipe that calls for them as ingredients.

Another plus is that (I find) garlic paste especially nature’s over time. Though I wouldn’t recommend keeping it the fridge for more than a week or two, the longer it’s out the stronger it gets.

It’s also great for freezing as you can use it from frozen when cooking as it just thaws in the pot/pan, unless you need to for a marinade or to mix in with something.

Ingredients

  • Garlic, or ginger, preferably at least 500g
  • Oil, I usually use olive oil.
  • Salt

Equipment

  • A knife
  • Either; a food processor or an immersion blender
  • If using an immersion blender, a measuring jug or tall thin container.

Prep (10-20 minutes)

  1. Peel the garlic, or, peel the ginger, or both of making a garlic ginger paste.
  2. Put into food processor / measuring jug with 1-2 tsp of salt.
  3. Blend lightly then scrape down the sides.
  4. Add some oil (don’t overdo it) and blend again.
  5. Repeat until desired consistency is achieved.
  6. Keep in the fridge until it smells/look bad or freeze for up to 3 months.

Save yourself time and some big bucks making your own tasty garlic and ginger paste

It can seem time consuming, standing there peeling half a kilo (or more) of garlic or ginger, but when you get the hang of peeling it’s only really a ten minute job.

Think yourself lucky, I’ve had shifts before literally peeling mountains of garlic all day, that’s 8 hours of my life I’ll never get back 😂 but overall I would say it makes life a lot easier.

Having garlic paste, or ginger paste, to hand when needed is just so much easier than having to break new bulb, pick out 5-6 cloves, peeling and chopping, then deciding you may as well use the whole bloody bulb because there only 2 cloves left.. 😩😩

Also, I know it can be tempting, you’re in the supermarket and you spot tubes of quick and easy garlic (or ginger) above the fresh option, I’ve even done it myself before, and just said fuck it! It’s easier!

But there’s a few reasons I’d choose fresh garlic and ginger over the pre-smooshed alternative;

Cost (money)

The main thing (for me) is the cost, eating well doesn’t need to be expensive!

So let’s have a look, I’m going to use garlic paste for this example but prices with ginger are practically identical. Going by today’s prices (20-02-20) online at tesco.com, the cheapest garlic or ginger paste I can find works out at £0.49p/100g

The most expensive garlic paste I can see however comes in at a massive £0.25/10g! That’s the equivalent of £25/kg

A quick search online tells me that a supermarket garlic cloves weighs on average between 4-7g, so we’ll say 5g and each bulb has about 10-12 cloves, so let’s say 10 cloves of garlic per bulb, making each bulb about 50g.

Now let’s look at the cost of fresh garlic on tesco.com, I can tell you that right now I could buy 1kg of lovely fresh garlic for a whopping £3.20, plus the oil and salt to make the paste that’s about £3.50 plus the electric to blend it say no more than £3.75

Compared to the cheaper pre made option (more on that in a minute) it’s still a saving of £1.15/kg which is pretty good, but compare it to the pricier option and you could be wasting as much as £23.85/kg!

If you’re anything like me and go through a lot of garlic and ginger that builds up to massive amounts of money.

Quality

It goes without saying, but fresh and homemade will beat shop bought every time unless you’ve had something prepared for you, fresh in front of you. (and even then it’s still not as satisfying as doing it yourself)

Making your own garlic or ginger pastes consists of 3 simple ingredients; garlic (or ginger), oil and salt. No more, no less, unless it’s a garlic & ginger paste.

Looking online at the ingredients of pre made garlic and ginger pastes some of them have sugar in (unnecessary), they ALL have some kind of vinegar in and some of them have citric acid it. The most expensive also has potassium sorbate, which I would expect from something that costs more (it’s a completely safe preservative) and it also contains xanthan gum (also completely safe) which I can only assume is to change the texture, which is completely pointless because there’s nothing wrong with the texture to start with.

So these are all food safe ingredients, which is fine, great in fact, and I know that they’re all for preserving qualities (and well done to the people who managed to build a business selling garlic at a ridiculous markup) but it leads onto my next point…

Taste

As I just said all of these pre made pastes contain vinegar, which is good to see a natural preservative, but over time it completely ruins the flavour and all you can taste is sourness!

All the more reason to make it yourself!

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How to cut an onion; mincing


Just generally mincing about really

Mincing is close to grating, but the onion retains a lot more moisture when mincing. It’s basically cutting it up really really fine so WTF! (Watch Those Fingers)

Start by finely dicing an onion.

Then all you need to do is finely chop it up.

Chop chop chop and chop some more

“My local spring onions have started singing hip hop. The little rap scallions.”

So there you have it, the most commonly used way of prepping an onion.

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How to cut an onion; dicing


My favourite way to cut an onion

I like this the most because i think diced onion brings out the best flavour, also it cooks the fastest as the onion is cut into smaller pieces.

Start by taking half of a peeled onion and lay it flat side down on a chopping board.

Use the lines on the onion as a rough guide

If you look at the onion you should see faint lines from the root to the top of the onion, use these as a rough guide to slide along the onion, stay as close to the root as you can.

Try and cut as close to the root as you can

Turn the onion 90° and proceed to cut as you would if you were slicing it lengthways.

Slice the onion lengthways

Et voila! The result is a pile of lovely diced onion.

Onion, in all it’s glory.

Finely diced onion

This is pretty much the same process as above, but before dicing make 2 incisions into the onion sideways (keep the onion on the chopping board, i only picked it up to demonstrate)

Make 2 or 3 incisions in the onion sideways